WHOA

So, friends from back home prepare yourselves, I am basically a completely different person than I was back in MN or WI. I don't think any of you would even recognize me anymore. First, the cold turkey ranch (which actually didnt last, but me even trying to do it was a huge change), then the running, and now this. I don't even know if I should say it, but here goes....I finished a book!! I know, I know I sounds crazy, but its true. It may have taken me over 5 years to read an entire book (with the last one being Angels and Demons the summer between high school and college), but I actually did it. I started the book (Swapping Lives) back in June when I was monitoring the Lockdown promotion for Z104 because I was basically forced to. My two options were to sit in a corner and stare into space for hours or to read a book, and after a lot of consideration I decided I would try to start reading. Although one would think I would have finished the book in all of the hours I sat in the corner monitoring people, I actually just finished it earlier today (only about 4 months later). It wasnt a very long book or a very difficult read, but I am still proud of myself for finishing it. Well, actually towards the end of it I got really sick of it and started majorly skimming so I don't really know all the details of the end, but whatever, I'm still saying I finished it! So I am giving myself a pat on the back for that and friends prepare yourself because soon I will be a completely different Kretsch. Before you know it I will stop threatening to rape people, will watch the news and not trashy reality TV all day, and worst of all will start only social drinking (that would be weird). Whoa I'm starting to scare myself with all of these changes. Solution, must be back to my old self.....NO MORE READING!